The One Million Moms don't like ice cream or kissing and now they're hating on comic books. That's right, they want to boycott DC Comics and Marvel because they have characters who are gay and *shockers* superheroes at the same time.
Now I happen to believe that most lesbians are superheroes. I know, I'm biased that way. But do they boycott me? I have superheroes in all my books. You know the type: lesbians with jobs they are good at, who pay taxes, fall in love, solve problems, help their families and friends, bake cookies and are even--damaging the fabric of society everywhere I'm sure--MOMS. So confusing for the children, isn't it? So where's my boycott? PLEASE...?